Everybody has a Stormhouse
I think it's time to seek divine intervention for all the bad weather blowing through the South. I'm composing a little prayer. It goes like this: Heavenly Father, please stop tornadoing us. In Jesus' name, amen. Now that I've said it out loud, I think it might need a little work. Maybe change a word or two. Or just find a better man than me to pray it. It is the beginning of spring in the south. The first of our four tornado seasons has begun. You didn't know we had four tornado seasons, did you? They are: Spring Tornado Season Why Are There Tornadoes When It's 100 Degrees Outside Tornado Season We Can’t Even Have Damn Thanksgiving Tornado Season Christmas/New Year’s Tornado Season Last week, entire towns in Mississippi were razed. Pieces of people's lives blew up 30,000 feet in the air and fell back to earth somewhere eastward. Twenty-six people were killed. The biggest storm came through Amory and Smithville, small towns near the state line where naked co...